Bash

If you know about bash you don’t need me to say anything. It doesn’t look like it is being updated any more which is a really bad thing though.
If you have not been you should. It features reader-submitted snippets of irc conversation. Some of the stuff there is very very funny. Has to be said that some of it is junk and juvenile but the gold is worth it.

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<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
<UKDJ|Planet> I’ve just heard a duck tell a joke
<Jock> o…k
<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

<N> which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
<Joker> Neither.
<Joker> Because it’s twelve.

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn’t long enough. 🙁

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